fandomcorner (
fandomcorner) wrote2006-12-31 12:51 pm
Alphabet Meme
Prompt: Yoghurt
Fandom: AtS
Pairing: Lorne/Spike
Written For:
sunlit5
This was embarrassing. No, worse, this was mortifying. He’d always assumed that vampires were immune to diseases, particularly ones like this, yet after getting drunk and shagging a girl he’d assumed was human his balls now felt like they were on fire.
“I heard natural yoghurt was good for that sort of thing,” Lorne offered chirpily. “Want some help?”
And so Spike found himself flat on his back with a karaoke singing demon applying yoghurt to his intimate area. Unfortunately it felt good. Too bloody good.
He groaned and Lorne looked concerned.
How did his life wind up like this?
Fandom: AtS
Pairing: Lorne/Spike
Written For:
This was embarrassing. No, worse, this was mortifying. He’d always assumed that vampires were immune to diseases, particularly ones like this, yet after getting drunk and shagging a girl he’d assumed was human his balls now felt like they were on fire.
“I heard natural yoghurt was good for that sort of thing,” Lorne offered chirpily. “Want some help?”
And so Spike found himself flat on his back with a karaoke singing demon applying yoghurt to his intimate area. Unfortunately it felt good. Too bloody good.
He groaned and Lorne looked concerned.
How did his life wind up like this?