Sparrington: Twice Cursed

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Title: Twice Cursed
Author: Hils
Summery: Dialogue exchange inspired by the comments in this post. Norrington gets a bit of a surprise

Thanks to drbillbongo for the beta



"Jack?"

"Surprised to see me, Jamie?"

"Well, yes. Look at you! What happened?"

"I swear one of these days I'll stop picking up cursed treasure"

"Jack, you've got-"

"Don't say it."

"But Jack, they're-"

"I mean it!"

"You've got bosoms!"

"I noticed, and I didn't come here for a reminder. I need help!"

"Maybe Elizabeth could lend you one of her corsets"

"Very funny, Commodore."

"Sorry, it's just...well, look at them."

"I don't want to look at them, luv. I want to get rid of them."

"Jack?"

"What?"

"Can I touch them?"

"Pervert!"