from the minute i read, "Clark's fractured memory", i was SO excited, like, of COURSE there has to be some reason WHY!!!
and your reason was SO CLEVER!!! of COURSE he can never be Superman and fulfil his destiny like this, so of COURSE it'd be Zoners...and taking over the writers?! WHEEEEE!!! what a GREAT IDEA!!! AMAZING!!! STELLAR!!!
>>"Since this is a retelling of the Superman myth, Michael, what we've come up with is Lex Luthor being the keeper of Clark's secret, and shaping his destiny as Superman. They become partners, instead of enemies.">>
yes! Yes! YESSSS!!!! *orgasms*
>>Now he couldn't stop the tears from falling. He'd dreamed of this moment, even when every waking thought was taken up with how much he hated Clark. At night, when he was unguarded and his subconscious could roam free, his mind was filled with images like this one. Only now it was real.>>
*bursts into tears*
>>"But you knew something was wrong, and believed in yourself even when everyone else thought you were crazy.">>
BECAUSE HE'S THE FREAKIN' HERO OF THE DAMN STORY, NOT THE VILLAIN!!! THE HERO!!!
>>"Who do you think sent it?" "I wish I knew," Lex sighed. "So I could thank them.">>
EEEE! I KNOW, I KNOW! *points to her new heroes, Hils and Lexi* THEY DID IT, AND MADE US ALL SQUEE IN DELIGHT AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM THE CATACLYSM OF STUPIDITY!!!
>>Your trust and love in each other will keep the balance in Smallville, and turn your world neatly on its axis.>>
TAKE THAT, KAWATCHE (and almilesy) FOOLS!!!! RAR!!!
>>"After all this time, we finally figured out what it takes for Clark Kent to be a hero." "Yeah," Hils agreed. "All he needed was a hero of his own.">>
OH THAT'S SO FUCKING BRILLIANT. *faints dead away*
this is one of the great masterpieces of our time. i am going to become a disciple of this piece, sharing the gospel wherever i roam. *bows down at your altar*
i think you just saved a lot of ppl's sanity, here, ladies. WHEEE!!!!!! *is high*
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Date: 2008-05-01 02:42 am (UTC)from the minute i read, "Clark's fractured memory", i was SO excited, like, of COURSE there has to be some reason WHY!!!
and your reason was SO CLEVER!!! of COURSE he can never be Superman and fulfil his destiny like this, so of COURSE it'd be Zoners...and taking over the writers?! WHEEEEE!!! what a GREAT IDEA!!! AMAZING!!! STELLAR!!!
>>"Since this is a retelling of the Superman myth, Michael, what we've come up with is Lex Luthor being the keeper of Clark's secret, and shaping his destiny as Superman. They become partners, instead of enemies.">>
yes! Yes! YESSSS!!!!
*orgasms*
>>Now he couldn't stop the tears from falling. He'd dreamed of this moment, even when every waking thought was taken up with how much he hated Clark. At night, when he was unguarded and his subconscious could roam free, his mind was filled with images like this one. Only now it was real.>>
*bursts into tears*
>>"But you knew something was wrong, and believed in yourself even when everyone else thought you were crazy.">>
BECAUSE HE'S THE FREAKIN' HERO OF THE DAMN STORY, NOT THE VILLAIN!!! THE HERO!!!
>>"Who do you think sent it?"
"I wish I knew," Lex sighed. "So I could thank them.">>
EEEE! I KNOW, I KNOW! *points to her new heroes, Hils and Lexi*
THEY DID IT, AND MADE US ALL SQUEE IN DELIGHT AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM THE CATACLYSM OF STUPIDITY!!!
>>Your trust and love in each other will keep the balance in Smallville, and turn your world neatly on its axis.>>
TAKE THAT, KAWATCHE (and almilesy) FOOLS!!!! RAR!!!
>>"After all this time, we finally figured out what it takes for Clark Kent to be a hero."
"Yeah," Hils agreed. "All he needed was a hero of his own.">>
OH THAT'S SO FUCKING BRILLIANT.
*faints dead away*
this is one of the great masterpieces of our time. i am going to become a disciple of this piece, sharing the gospel wherever i roam. *bows down at your altar*
i think you just saved a lot of ppl's sanity, here, ladies. WHEEE!!!!!! *is high*