Ficlet: The Happiest Frog

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Title: The Happiest Frog
Author: Hils
Rating: G
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: None
Summery: Froggy loved his tree. Contains spoilers for Lost 2.14 (One of Them)
Disclaimer: Don't ask me what I was on when I wrote this. LOL


Froggy the tree frog was a happy little fellow. His tree was his kingdom and every morning, after hopping around to stretch his muscles and feeding on the juiciest bugs, he would find the finest branch and sing about how wonderful life was.

Froggy wasn’t upset when the strangers wandered into the clearing which housed his tree. In fact he was occasionally a lonely frog, having not yet found a mate. Maybe these creatures would be his new friends.

Froggy eagerly hopped onto the hand of the taller creature and was pleased when he felt a gentle finger stroke his back.

“Well, you're a happy little fella, ain't ya?”

Yes, Froggy thought to himself, I am the happiest frog that ever lived.

Then the world closed in around him.

And Froggy knew no more.

Comments

[marvo.livejournal.com]

*Sob*

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry. It was supposed to be funny

[marvo.livejournal.com]

It was.

But

*Sob*

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Aww! *pets*

[the-ladyj.livejournal.com]

Oh, so sad, so nice abd so true. What ever you were on when you wrote it, stay on it ;)

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I'm not sure crack is good for me ;)

[anitalouisa.livejournal.com]

:(

Nasty, mean Sawyer!

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Alas poor Froggy, I knew him well

[deej240z.livejournal.com]

That was cracktastic! Poor froggie. Hee.

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hee! I've never been called cracktastic before. Thanks!

OMG! Your icon! *dies laughing*

[shivedheart.livejournal.com]

Your icon kicks ass!

[jacqui-hw.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehe.

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[xtremeroswellia.livejournal.com]

Sawyer's an ass. Poor Froggy. :(

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe he's in a better place

[http://users.livejournal.com/_0nlydreaming/]

Awww! Poor froggy!

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Yeah.

[rundeeprunwild.livejournal.com]

Haha. The poor frog :( Damn Sawyer! someone should squish him! *evil grin*

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor Sawyer. I'm sure his punishment will come

[shivedheart.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

SQUISH!

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hee!

SQUISH!

[just-me-kalista.livejournal.com]

awwwww. that was cute tho.

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[order_of_chaos]

I shall not ask you what you were on when you wrote this.

But.

LOL! *sporfle*

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Crack is my friend ;)

[inthe-parlance.livejournal.com]

Sawyer can "squish my frog" anytime!!

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Me too!

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

WOO HOO! Glad I'm not the only one ;)

[(Anonymous)]

That was soooo funny. I loved it. Poor Froggy, indeed. *tear*


Goddamnit, Sawyer. I hope all his little tree friend Froggies join up with the Big Boars and gut you to death. A LOT.

[sapphire-child.livejournal.com]

Poor froggie *sad*

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Aww, he's gone to a better place I'm sure

[cynicalcylon.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Whatever you were on, you HAVE to share the love ;)

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I'm glad you liked it *g*

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

How did I miss this?

LMFAO.

♥

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Glad you liked it *g*

[short-girl.livejournal.com]

Such characterization. Such prose! Brilliant. Brilliant.

That poor, poor frog.

[fandomcorner.livejournal.com]

LOL! Reckon I'm in with a chance of winning some sort of literary award? ;)